What movies have not aged well?
10.06.2025 04:31

You Only Live Twice
Dr No
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Moonraker
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Octopussy
Goldfinger
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-All the bad guys are black.
Why did my bipolar girlfriend split up with me?
-”Ah so!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
From Russia With Love
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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Diamonds Are Forever
Live and Let Die
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
A View to a Kill
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”She is very sexyful!”