What movies have not aged well?
10.06.2025 02:47

From Russia With Love
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”Ah so!”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
A View to a Kill
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-J W Pepper
Goldfinger
Octopussy
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Injuries force USMNT to make roster changes as the Gold Cup nears - The Washington Post
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Did you become a cuckold for your wife?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”She is very sexyful!”
You Only Live Twice
What were some things that the ancient Greeks excelled at compared to the Romans?
Moonraker
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Why are people of mixed race seen as more attractive than non-mixed-race people?
-All the bad guys are black.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Live and Let Die
What is it like to date a women 20 years younger than yourself?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Dr No
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
What CIA front organizations operated in the United States during the 1960s?